Recently, I have noticed a bit of ingenuity on the part of spam bots that are hitting my blog sites. They have been posting jokes, one-liners actually, to my comments. They also have links to viagra and cialis so I do not approve them.
Here are a couple examples:
Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi? He was walking around everywhere saying, “Yo!”
How do you circumcise a whale? Send down fore-skin divers.
What do you call bedtime stories for boats? Ferry tales.
What kind of flowers grow in outer space? Sunflowers.
Why wouldn’t the dishwasher’s gloves fit? Because he had Dishpan Hands!
What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They’re trying to get away from the noise.
Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery.
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