Empire Avenue: Go ahead and sell me.

August 5th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

This was originally posted as a reply to a post on a Facebook chat, discussing whether businesses should sell people or not on Empire Avenue. My opinion is that for people who are playing the game, it doesn’t matter whether you sell – it does not reflect on you as a person or on your game play. Anyone who asks my why I sold will be told exactly why I sold them, not because I don’t like them (I block people I don’t like – and that’s only happened once) It’s because your divs are crappy or your ticker is suffering some horrible tragedy, more than likely because you aren’t playing (yes, I keep vacationers). For a business I see… » Read More

Starting my EAv experiment

August 1st, 2011 § 6 comments § permalink

I finally decided what my goals are, what I am going to do and how I am going to track my progress.  This took nearly a week, since I had tons of great people making suggestions and giving great reasons why I should or should not be doing specific things with my experiment.  You can see my proposal here: http://www.mkbernier.com/2011/07/28/an-eav-tactics-experiment/  One of the main things I wanted to do was to keep this as simple as possible, while being able to track what I am doing, reaching my goals and having fun (i.e. not having to “work” at this game). My Goals Grow my wealth and get in the top 100 with overall wealth in the US Get my average… » Read More

Empire Avenue ROI calculations and the Theory behind them

July 29th, 2011 § 1 comment § permalink

There are some serious players on Empire Avenue who have come up with ROI calculations to give them all the answers for who they should buy. In managing my own portfolio, I was attempted to give weight to specific factors while trying to figure out the best way to rank tickers I should buy so that I can get the most out of my eaves. Caution: Math Ahead! This is a little math lesson of some of the calculations I have looked at and what I was thinking when making them. I would love to hear your thoughts! I will use a couple example tickers to illustrate how these formulas would rank these tickers: Ticker – price – divs –… » Read More

An EAv tactics experiment

July 28th, 2011 § 4 comments § permalink

There is a metric ton of information about Empire Avenue out on the internet right now.  People like Chris Pirillo and Chris Voss have written their own articles and have even done audio and video interviews about the strategies they have employed to get to the top.  The problem I have found is that the only concrete data available is that they are at the top of the game and the articles they have written. I respect both of these guys for the work they have done and the numbers they have put up (and the eaves they have made me in-game).  I have to point out that both of these guys are relatively well known online and put up… » Read More

How much does our national debt weigh?

July 27th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

I previously wrote an article about how much a pound of 50s would be worth, and for some reason I think it’s fun to put money into terms of weight. So, when I saw the visualization of what a stack of 1.14 trillion dollars would look like my first though of course was, “How much would that weigh?” Quick Math: 1 bill = ~1 gram (assume $100 bill like the infographic) 1.14 trillion dollars in debt divided by $100 =11.4 billion $100 bills 11.4 billion $100 bills at one gram each = 11.4 billion grams or 11,400 metric tons To put that into perspective my favorite math site in the world, Wolfram Alpha, gave me some numbers: This is pretty… » Read More

Jackson Hole, Yellowstone and Glacier National Park

July 25th, 2011 § 1 comment § permalink

Melissa and I took a week long trip through Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, and Canada. It was pretty awesome because I got to go to parts of this country that I have never been to before.  We also got to see every animal on our list of animals to see, except a wolf.   We saw coyote, marmot, Bull Moose, Grizzly, Eagles, Hawks, Horses, Bison, and tons of other animals. Overall, it was a great trip! There are a BUNCH of pictures here, sorry about that. Also, there are a couple duplicates because I kept the HDR (digitally edited) version of the picture. You can find the pictures here:http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10100361734857400.2662539.15911758&l=7d71fb96d9&type=1 Sphere: Related Content… » Read More

Problems with iPhone HDR

July 25th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

I love my iPhone4, and the HDR feature is pretty awesome – for some things. Pretty much any time you are moving, or if there is a sign in the image HDR will cause some weird issues.  The other thing I have found is that it gets weird in places with lots of detail, like on a trail, or whenever there is snow. Here are some of the weirdest images we got from our Glacier trip. Information about HDR from Wikipedia. Sphere: Related Content… » Read More

Camping near Bailey, CO

June 20th, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

Melissa and I went camping and checked out what Colorado had to offer near Bailey, Como, Kenosha Pass and Guanella Pass this past weekend. We had a great time.  I had an amazing time, because I got to drive offroad so much with the 4Runner.   Photos from the trip: Melissa Playing Hey Cow, the wrong way: Some offroading videos we took: Sphere: Related Content… » Read More

Why I hate “please advise”

May 2nd, 2011 § 1 comment § permalink

I often get emails that the very last sentence says “please advise” and it drives me up a fucking wall.  It is something so simple, but it totally reminds me of words that make you sound dumb.  The reasons for this are not as simple as the fact that some people have the bad habit of adding ‘please advise’ to every email. It is because it makes me feel like the person who is writing me the email thinks that I am going to just file their message away and do nothing with it. The difference between me and this assumption, is that when you send me an email asking for help, I am going to respond!  Yeah, seriously. I… » Read More

Why do guys grow out their beards for silly reasons?

April 21st, 2011 § 0 comments § permalink

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We are strange, and that’s why the ladies love us! Seriously though, the reason that I grow my hair and beard out when I want to push myself towards something is that it is a really good motivator.  I can tie a string to my finger, but those fall off and get lost.  I could write myself a note, but I lose my todo lists and I keep those in our Project Management software.  The main reason is that it is always there, it is right up front, “in my face” (haha). Recently I grew my beard out until we “launched” something at work. It was a fun way for myself and friends to continually be reminded that I haven’t… » Read More