Matt Bernier

All of a sudden on Dec 15th I started seeing some really crazy events showing up on my Google Calendar: All I could think was that one of two things had to be going on: Some calendar software I am using had a “funny” developer Someone was messing with me I disregarded the first couple events, but here it is February and this stuff is still showing up on my calendar.  Now, this would not be too much of a worry except that it was showing up on my work calendar and my boss started asking questions.  There was an event that was nothing but the word “Fuck”, I quickly deleted it upon my boss discovering it. Then my brain-switch… » Read More

Often, when people ask me if I need anything my canned response is “A pound of Fifties”. Up until about 10 minutes ago, I never was asked how much money was in a lb of 50s.  Leave it to my boss to ask. So, I quickly did the math. Apparently, a dollar bill weighs 1 gram. (I am going to assume this site is correct, even though it looks less than reputable…it is the internets). Going with this math, I calculated that 1 pound equals about 453.59 grams, approximate to 454 (because this is money I hope to get some day, I rounded up). This means that if you calculate grams times $50, you get $22,700. So, if I ask… » Read More