Cookie Fortunes I keep around

August 10th, 2010 § 1 comment § permalink

Fortune Cookies are totally cheesy, fake as hell and generally a kind of joke in the grand scheme of things (and sometimes not so grand). Fortune cookies have been summarized as being “introduced by the Japanese, popularized by the Chinese, but ultimately they are consumed by Americans.” — From Fortune Cookies Wiki Article Despite all of the history and relevancy of these sometimes delicious and often stale cookies, they can be a lot of fun and sometimes actually apply to the life of the consumer. Here are a couple fortune cookie fortunes that I keep taped on the inside of my notepad cover: An important business venture may soon develop for you. Your golden opportunity is coming shortly. I have… » Read More

What do your ProbableFollow.com stats mean?

August 9th, 2009 § 4 comments § permalink

So, when I built ProbableFollow.com it was perfectly clear to me why I was building it.  It seems that maybe I live in my own little bubble where flowers bloom, the sun rises every day, and as I skip and whistle through the forest while all the wonderful animals harmonize with me. It turns out that my idea has caused some controversy and some very confused tweeple.  Some people seem to think that I am making a statement and pushing my non-twitter-purist ideals on them because they have a low follow back probability.  Some people seem to think that I am aggrandizing those that follow everyone back, just because I put the 98%+ crowd on the homepage. So, I will… » Read More

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